<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:25:26.951-07:00</updated><title type='text'>humor zero</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>20</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-2121475398078084158</id><published>2007-12-05T19:09:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-05T19:11:09.989-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://humor.myminicity.com/"&gt;http://humor.myminicity.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-2121475398078084158?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-1529706518259130516</id><published>2007-11-14T06:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T06:33:43.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Música...</title><content type='html'>vasculhando por ai e, não sei como, achei isso aqui...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;http://musicovery.com (copie e cole)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;site de rádio online onde vc escolhe as músicas de acordo com seu humor&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-1529706518259130516?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/1529706518259130516/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=1529706518259130516' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1529706518259130516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1529706518259130516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/11/msica.html' title='Música...'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-5039213631255468305</id><published>2007-11-14T06:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-14T06:09:33.950-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Click and point pra enlouquecer a galera</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.shockwave.co.jp/award2007/vote/c014/01.html"&gt;www.shockwave.co.jp/award2007/vote/c014/01.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-5039213631255468305?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/5039213631255468305/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=5039213631255468305' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/5039213631255468305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/5039213631255468305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/11/click-and-point-pra-enlouquecer-galera.html' title='Click and point pra enlouquecer a galera'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-5496303418052324781</id><published>2007-11-12T06:20:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-11-12T06:29:23.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>O que enfiam no seu pulmão em um mês de cigarro</title><content type='html'>Experiência onde mostra o veneno que fica retido no seu pulmão com um mês de cigarro&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Agora FUMA desgraçado!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/914475/still_smoking_watch_this.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span size =" 1"&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-5496303418052324781?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/5496303418052324781/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=5496303418052324781' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/5496303418052324781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/5496303418052324781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/11/o-que-enfiam-no-seu-pulmo-em-um-ms-de.html' title='O que enfiam no seu pulmão em um mês de cigarro'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-6049526389551402078</id><published>2007-09-12T22:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-12T22:07:13.945-07:00</updated><title type='text'>what about Brazil?!</title><content type='html'>Na minha opnião...é melhor eu ficar em cima do muro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/829ix1BHqtY"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/829ix1BHqtY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-6049526389551402078?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/6049526389551402078/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=6049526389551402078' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/6049526389551402078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/6049526389551402078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/what-about-brazil.html' title='what about Brazil?!'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-7852369329809143053</id><published>2007-09-11T20:50:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T20:51:02.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Quando pousa...</title><content type='html'>é a pior parte!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E1wgoB1yVtY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E1wgoB1yVtY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-7852369329809143053?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/7852369329809143053/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=7852369329809143053' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7852369329809143053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7852369329809143053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/quando-pousa_11.html' title='Quando pousa...'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-7988728437660730744</id><published>2007-09-11T07:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T08:19:17.091-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chatos de cinema</title><content type='html'>Muito &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;foda&lt;/span&gt; o comentário &lt;a href="http://www.interney.net/blogs/rolleiflex/2007/09/06/garoto_enxaqueca_no_cinema/"&gt;desse&lt;/a&gt; (&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;na minha rolleiflex)&lt;/span&gt;colega &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;blogueiro&lt;/span&gt; à respeito da educação nas salas de cinema!Concordo com ele em quase tudo (só não concordo no fato de se sentar na frente que eu não acho muito legal, mas tudo por conta do braço da cadeira &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;reclinável&lt;/span&gt; que só tem nos assentos de trás).&lt;br /&gt;Vale à pena dar uma lida.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-7988728437660730744?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/7988728437660730744/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=7988728437660730744' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7988728437660730744'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7988728437660730744'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/pipoca-no-escuro.html' title='Chatos de cinema'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-7416847521282566966</id><published>2007-09-11T07:33:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T07:59:25.077-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ahnnn...quê?!</title><content type='html'>Depois de um tempo sem postar estou eu aqui de volta!!!Devem estar pensando.."se com um blog ele abandona assim, imagine um filho",&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;hummm&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;vcs&lt;/span&gt; tem razão...nem um cacto consegue ser meu dependente por muito tempo.Mas o motivo da minha ausência foi uma baixa voltagem no entusiasmo diário, popularmente chamado de "preguiça da porra".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-7416847521282566966?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/7416847521282566966/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=7416847521282566966' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7416847521282566966'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7416847521282566966'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/ahnnnqu.html' title='Ahnnn...quê?!'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-9174176291134733555</id><published>2007-09-03T07:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T08:21:50.300-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Isso que eu chamo de azar!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtwf2cQXtQI/AAAAAAAAAB0/CZp5xynpP_U/s1600-h/19.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtwf2cQXtQI/AAAAAAAAAB0/CZp5xynpP_U/s320/19.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105991097689552130" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;São nesses momentos em que a expressão "&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;fudeu&lt;/span&gt;" se encaixa perfeitamente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Até a camisa???É pra se &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;fuder&lt;/span&gt; mesmo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-9174176291134733555?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/9174176291134733555/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=9174176291134733555' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/9174176291134733555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/9174176291134733555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/isso-que-eu-chamo-de-azar.html' title='Isso que eu chamo de azar!!'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtwf2cQXtQI/AAAAAAAAAB0/CZp5xynpP_U/s72-c/19.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-7589440044849095723</id><published>2007-09-02T19:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T20:08:50.611-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Forró noise</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Grande Jackson e sua cara de dono de fiteiro&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtt6DcQXtPI/AAAAAAAAABs/mrNNA59nnUw/s1600-h/731454610124.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtt6DcQXtPI/AAAAAAAAABs/mrNNA59nnUw/s320/731454610124.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105808802097640690" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="texto"&gt;1. Chiclete Com Banana&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="texto"&gt;2. Como Tem Ze Na Paraiba&lt;br /&gt;3. Sebastiana&lt;br /&gt;4. Forro Do Ze Lagoa&lt;br /&gt;5. Cabeca Feita&lt;br /&gt;6. São Joao Na Roça&lt;br /&gt;7. Acenderam A Fogueira&lt;br /&gt;8. Mundo Cão&lt;br /&gt;9. Bola De Pe Em Pe&lt;br /&gt;10. Samba Do Ziriguidum&lt;br /&gt;11. Samambaia Trepadeira&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="texto"&gt;12. A Mulher Que Virou Homem&lt;br /&gt;13. Jacaré Bebeu&lt;br /&gt;14. Canoeiro Novo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="texto"&gt;15. Balançaram A Roseira&lt;br /&gt;16. Ai Tertulina&lt;br /&gt;17. Saia Rota&lt;br /&gt;18. A Mulher Do Anibal&lt;br /&gt;19. Vamos Chegar Pra La&lt;br /&gt;20. Na Base Da Chinela&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;clica &lt;a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/2537055/Jackson_do_Pandeiro_-_Millennium.rar"&gt;aqui &lt;/a&gt;ó&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-7589440044849095723?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/7589440044849095723/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=7589440044849095723' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7589440044849095723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/7589440044849095723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/forr-noise.html' title='Forró noise'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/Rtt6DcQXtPI/AAAAAAAAABs/mrNNA59nnUw/s72-c/731454610124.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-675732597945090850</id><published>2007-09-02T18:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T18:46:01.104-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Sua ajuda na segunda</title><content type='html'>Joguinhos pra fuder e atrasar ainda mais a sua vida!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/html/index.php?id=5818"&gt;Shell: Le mans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/html/index.php?id=5815"&gt;Downhill Mayhen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=5551"&gt;Boxhead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-675732597945090850?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/675732597945090850/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=675732597945090850' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/675732597945090850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/675732597945090850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/sua-ajuda-na-segunda.html' title='Sua ajuda na segunda'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-1973584103377480210</id><published>2007-09-01T09:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T19:21:23.308-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rearborização do planeta</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estava eu, sentado na praia, num sábado de manhã, quando de repente me  veio uma &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;ideia&lt;/span&gt; de montar uma campanha para o blog. Mas não uma campanha inútil e alienante como  "&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Jb&lt;/span&gt;'s" ou "dança Galvão".Pensei em algo que realmente mudaria o planeta.&lt;br /&gt;Lembrei de algo que minha mãe falava, algo do tipo "plante uma árvore no dia do seu aniversário ". Surge então a campanha "&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;plante uma árvore no dia do seu aniversário&lt;/span&gt;". Simples assim, pode ser qualquer coisa que faça &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;fotossíntese&lt;/span&gt;!!Plante uma árvore de agrado. Se não tiver chão, plante num vaso e cuide.&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;Façam&lt;/span&gt; sua parte, suje e limpe as mãos ao mesmo tempo. E tire uma foto com a planta que você botou na terra, as mais criativas postarei aqui no humor zero.&lt;br /&gt;cordeiro_66@hotmail.com&lt;br /&gt;Ajude na divulgação também pela comunidade orkutiana: &lt;a href="http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=38627785"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Plante no seu aniversário!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/RtmXcMQXtLI/AAAAAAAAABE/xraAT1xrWr8/s1600-h/tooth.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 118px; height: 123px;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/RtmXcMQXtLI/AAAAAAAAABE/xraAT1xrWr8/s320/tooth.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5105278163183187122" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-1973584103377480210?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/1973584103377480210/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=1973584103377480210' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1973584103377480210'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1973584103377480210'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/rearborizao-do-planeta.html' title='Rearborização do planeta'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_SSa8bb5va3A/RtmXcMQXtLI/AAAAAAAAABE/xraAT1xrWr8/s72-c/tooth.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-2001944849941951913</id><published>2007-09-01T05:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-01T05:44:45.686-07:00</updated><title type='text'>TV de plasma</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Tv&lt;/span&gt; de plasma nas &lt;a href="http://www.americanas.com.br/prod/700108/eacom"&gt;Americanas&lt;/a&gt; no &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;precinho&lt;/span&gt; e ainda com desconto....não tem como perder&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-2001944849941951913?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/2001944849941951913/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=2001944849941951913' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/2001944849941951913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/2001944849941951913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/tv-de-plasma.html' title='TV de plasma'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-201034114527066097</id><published>2007-09-01T05:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-01T05:23:59.783-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Espanta</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Humorista danado de bom,&lt;br /&gt;realmente o rapaz do filme era muito bom...isso mesmo,era.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hITh2gO9sDo"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hITh2gO9sDo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Deus o tenha&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-201034114527066097?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/201034114527066097/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=201034114527066097' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/201034114527066097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/201034114527066097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/09/espanta.html' title='Espanta'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-1577800832385174529</id><published>2007-08-28T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T09:18:45.782-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Arabian Drift</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Vamo, te dou uma carona.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5FI_2HoUIs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5FI_2HoUIs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-1577800832385174529?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/1577800832385174529/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=1577800832385174529' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1577800832385174529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1577800832385174529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/08/arabian-drift.html' title='Arabian Drift'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-1865372683591343560</id><published>2007-08-28T09:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T09:09:23.465-07:00</updated><title type='text'>DORITOS GENÉRICO</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Doritos.jpg/250px-Doritos.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 232px; height: 207px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/28/Doritos.jpg/250px-Doritos.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style=""&gt;&lt;!--[if gte vml 1]&gt;&lt;v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" spt="75" preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"&gt;  &lt;v:stroke joinstyle="miter"&gt;  &lt;v:formulas&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"&gt;   &lt;v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"&gt;  &lt;/v:formulas&gt;  &lt;v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"&gt;  &lt;o:lock ext="edit" aspectratio="t"&gt; &lt;/v:shapetype&gt;&lt;v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" style="'width:119.25pt;"&gt;  &lt;v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\pessoal\CONFIG~1\Temp\msohtml1\03\clip_image001.jpg" title=""&gt; &lt;/v:shape&gt;&lt;![endif]--&gt;&lt;!--[if !vml]--&gt; &lt;/span&gt;  &lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 4 ovos &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 1/2 xícara (chá) de água &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 3 envelopes de tempero em pó vermelho &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 2 colheres (chá) de sal &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 4 xícaras (chá) de farinha de trigo &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- 4 colheres (sopa) de queijo parmesão ralado (opcional para variar o sabor) &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- óleo para fritar &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;- tempero em pó vermelho para polvilhar (opcional) &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Modo de preparo: &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Numa batedeira coloque os ovos, água, tempero em pó vermelho, sal e 2 xícaras (chá) de farinha de trigo (reserve as outras 2 xícaras) e bata bem. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Dica: se desejar sabor de queijo no salgadinho, nesta hora, adicione queijo parmesão ralado e bata com os ingredientes que estão na batedeira. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Desligue a batedeira. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Numa superfície faça um monte com farinha de trigo, reservada acima (ainda resta 1/2 xícara de farinha) e sobre a farinha coloque a massa da batedeira. Sove bem incorporando a farinha até que a massa desgrude das mãos e mantenha a textura mole e úmida. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Coloque dentro de um saco plástico e deixe descansar por +/- 10 minutos. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Reparta a massa em 4 partes. Numa superficie lisa, polvilhe AOS POUCOS o restante da farinha (1/2 xícara) enquanto abre cada parte da massa bem fmo. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Dica: Quanto mais fma a massa for aberta, mais crocante o salgadinho vai ficar. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Com uma faca afiada ou cortador, corte pequenos triângulos de cada massa aberta. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Frite em óleo moderado (150 °C a 160°C) até dourar. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: justify;" class="Estilo"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:11;"&gt;Escorra em papel toalha e (se desejar) polvilhe um pouco de tempero em pó vermelho e misture delicadamente. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5400057656201578257-1865372683591343560?l=ohumorzero.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/feeds/1865372683591343560/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5400057656201578257&amp;postID=1865372683591343560' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1865372683591343560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5400057656201578257/posts/default/1865372683591343560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ohumorzero.blogspot.com/2007/08/doritos-genrico.html' title='DORITOS GENÉRICO'/><author><name>alguém</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5400057656201578257.post-9139554782774808017</id><published>2007-08-27T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-28T09:10:20.756-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Querido papai noel...(parte 1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Fazemos&lt;/span&gt; parte de um país em que senadora não tem o &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;Vagner&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;Love&lt;/span&gt; da boca, o presidente não tem o mindinho pra coçar o ouvido e o povo...Bem, o povo... ¬¬&lt;br /&gt;Mas em questão de fazer avião, &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;aaaaah&lt;/span&gt;!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.embraerexecutivejets.com.br/portugues/content/popups/img/img_lineage1000_cabin_3_zoom_2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 221px; height: 151px;" src="http://www.embraerexecutivejets.com.br/portugues/content/popups/img/img_lineage1000_cabin_3_zoom_2.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/pessoal/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.embraerexecutivejets.com.br/portugues/content/popups/img/img_lineage1000_lavatory_1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; 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